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Myfoxatlanta.com recently posted a list on Friday of “the top acronyms commonly used on the Internet and in text messages” , stuff parents should be on the lookout for. Sounds like a good article to publish, yeah? Keeping the older generation in the know is good thing, right?

Well, there seems to be a problem. The vast majority of these acronyms appear to be total bs. Who asks their FB to FMLTWIA IF/IB? Don’t know what the means? Don’t worry. Neither does almost every other person on the internet. This article was at least good for a laugh on NeoGAF.

DUM?

Top 50 Internet Acronyms Parents Need to Know:

1. 8 – Oral sex

2. 1337 – Elite

3. 143 – I love you

4. 182 – I hate you

5. 459 – I love you

6. 1174 – Nude club

7. 420 – Marijuana

8. ADR – Address

9. ASL – Age/Sex/Location

10. banana – Penis

11. CD9 – Code 9 – it means parents are around

12. DUM – Do You Masturbate?

13. DUSL – Do You Scream Loud?

14. FB – F Buddy

15. FMLTWIA – F Me Like The Whore I Am

16. FOL – Fond of Leather

17. GNOC – Get Naked On Cam

18. GYPO – Get Your Pants Off

19. IAYM – I Am Your Master

20. IF/IB – In the Front -or- In the Back

21. IIT – Is It Tight?

22. ILF/MD – I Love Female/Male Dominance

23. IMEZRU – I Am Easy, Are You?

24. IWSN – I Want Sex Now

25. J/O – Jerking Off

26. KFY -or- K4Y – Kiss For You

27. kitty – Vagina

28. KPC – Keeping Parents Clueless

29. LMIRL – Let’s Meet In Real Life

30. MOOS – Member Of The Opposite Sex

31. MOSS – Members Of The Same Sex

32. MorF – Male or Female

33. MOS – Mom Over Shoulder

34. MPFB – My Personal F Buddy

35. NALOPKT – Not A Lot Of People Know That

36. NIFOC – Nude In Front Of The Computer

37. NMU – Not Much, You?

38. P911 – Parent Alert

39. PAL – Parents Are Listening

40. PAW – Parents Are Watching

41. PIR – Parent In Room

42. POS – Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh

43. PRON – Porn

44. Q2C – Quick To Cum

45. RU/18 – Are You Over 18?

46. RUH – Are You Horny?

47. S2R – Send To Receive

48. SorG – Straight or Gay

49. TDTM – Talk Dirty To Me

50. WYCM – Will You Call Me?

via MyFoxAtlanta.com

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